Direct edition · off-store · Android
Couchside Direct — for phones without the stores
Run a de-Googled Android phone, or just can't use the Play Store? This is the same Couchside, packaged as a sideloadable Android app you buy directly. It's a separate app from the Play Store version — its own install, so it never touches your store copy. Unlock it with a one-time license key, verified on your device, offline. No account, no store, no tracking.
Download & install the app
Grab the Android APK below and install it. You'll get a free 7-day trial of every feature — the same as the store version. (Your phone may ask you to allow installs from this source.)
Buy a license — $7.99, one time
One payment unlocks it forever. After checkout, your license key is emailed to you (usually within a few hours). No subscription, no account.
Redeem it: open the app → Setup → Account → paste your key under Redeem license key. It unlocks on that device and stays unlocked — no sign-in, ever. Lost your key? Reply to your purchase receipt.
On the Play Store or App Store instead? Get the normal edition — same price, same app, unlocked through the store.